Stardoll's MOST Hated:

Well, I recently saw a chick who opened her own column, claiming that she was Stardoll's Most Hated. Nuh uh girlfriend, that title belongs to me and me alone. I mean, who else has had to pretend to commit suicide to get people off her back? Who else has about 1 in 10 posts being "nice" whilst the other 9 assault her character? Me, of course! Now, it isn't a title I'm proud of (and I have no idea why that chick willingly puts it on herself), but it's a title I'm going to live with.... so I'm restarting the column. I know I've made mistakes, I know I talked about Lusciious.x far too much (seriously, I didn't know that would make me "her") and I know I acted like a general retard to a lot of people... but, let's face it: who hasn't? Well, I believe everyone should have a second chance, so, the original Hated girl is going to do over, in the hopes that you won't remember me for the stupid stunts I pulled, or the girls who bribed me to write about them, but instead as... well, a columnist.

xoxo
Elle

PRandCo.: The new Status Symbol

Everybody who is anybody is getting an agent from this one-of-a-kind agency (okay, I know I sound like an advertisement for the place, but I do think it is a good idea). With a tagline that reads "Your reputation is our business" any lesser girl (um, me?) would be scared, but it seems the Elites are flocking to use the services of this Stardoll P R (Public Reputation) agency which combats bad publicity (like the type I give them?) with public statements among other things, but is mostly being used because it has become a status symbol. Before the status symbol for Elites was having a personal shopper or an assistant, but now it is having an Agent at this ultra-exclusive (seriously, they wouldn't even give me a statement) agency. Since they only take 5 clients (2 for each agent and the coordinator takes one, too) places are going fast, and, no, they are not free. Get yours quick, Elites!
Picture: PRandCo. taken on 3rd February 2008

xoxo
Elle

Lusciious.x: Annual "Big Bash"

Lusciious.x (yeah, even I'm getting a little tired of seeing her all over the place, but, by the way, she came second in CG today) is starting to send out invitations for her annual "Big Bash" insiders say. Only her close friends have received invites, although everyone is invited (including the press). Held at her place, this is a pioneer of sorts for Stardoll, as she is the first to hold a large scale party, complete with a playlist and V.I.P. lounge, on Stardoll,and I'm guessing it's going to be B.I.G. How do I know all this? She sent a press release around to all the "reputable" (I feel very flattered) gossip columns that described it. Apparently the theme is neon/fluro, and the party is going to be rocking to techno music al night long, although Lusciious.x may only be making a brief appearance. Can't wait, because you know I love parties!
Picture: Lusciious.x taken on 2nd February 2008

xoxo
Elle

So*Rich: The Mullet Revisted

So*Rich, known for her clubs and socialite status has gone all out with her "gorgeous" new hairstyle, a bad impression of the infamous mullet. Eww, I don't even want to go there! How could she do that to herself? From Paris Hilton's identical twin to mullet-touting monstrosity, it's too much to even contemplate! If she just lost the hair (being bald would be an improvement on this nasty), then she'd be fine. But, until someone talks some sense into her, she is going to stay on my Stardoll Black List. See my page for the list.
Picture: So*Rich taken on 30th January 2008
Page featured: http://www.stardoll.com/en/user/?id=429336

xoxo
Elle

Kahlen08Heiress: I heart ME?

Can you say "up myself"? If you can't, I'm sure Kahlen08Heiress will be glad to teach you, unless, of course, you send a request without writing a message. My point? This has got to be the worst faux-pas she has ever done, worse, even, then her little "I'm an Heiress" game, and worse, still, than her Top Model endeavor (that ended in disaster when we realized that, too, was a lie). Still unsure? My reason for this post is Kahlen08Heiress' new presentation that starts with, what else? A giant I♥ME...
posted across the top of her page. I mean, hello? We all love ourselves, but I've yet to meet someone as stuck-up (and ridiculous) as Kahlen08Heiress. Remember when Lusciious.x sent a friend request to Kahlen08Heiress to kick-start her popularity? Now Kahlen08Heiress should be glad she accepted, because it looks like her friendship with Lusciious.x (and other Elites) is going to be the only thing that keeps her Elite, if that.
Picture: taken on 30th January 2008
Page featured: http://www.stardoll.com/en/user/?id=9346014

xoxo
Elle

SmartSet: The New Elite?

A group of girls who call themselves the "Smart Set" are proclaiming themselves to be the new Elite, or so one member (SmartSet) says. The group itself is ultra-exclusive, and the specifications for entering are very demanding, I've listed some below:
Funny
Kind
Stylish
Cool
Beautiful
Intelligent
Plus, of course, there are many more. The only member that I've heard of is Lusciious.x, and Untitled.bmp, but the others are new users that have yet to feature on my column (until now, of course). Check them out on Lusciious.x's BFF list (speaking of her list, BeverlyHillsHei is no longer on it! I though they were BFFs? Obviously I was wrong) under the tags "SS".

xoxo
Elle

Poll Results: Kahlen08Heiress

73% of voters (the majority) think that Kahlen08Heiress' lies are innumerable, and that she needs help.

xoxo
Elle